1. What's the purpose of walking like a duck? Just to show that you have body curves, ass and boobs? Or to make yourself look like a moron? 2. What's the purpose of over shaking your ass when you walk? To look like roasted chicken? Or to be in Pitbull's music video? 3. What's the purpose of over makeup yourself? To look like a barbie? Or to look like plastic? 4. What's the purpose of squeezing your boobs? To show how big your boobs are? Or to squeeze milk out of 'em? 5. What's the purpose of lying that you have genuine stuffs while it's fake? To show that you're a millionaire? Or to show that how dumb you are, that you can't even differentiate Apple or CSL? 6. What's the purpose of giving hopes to guys when you don't even like them back? To show people how many fans you have? Or you just can't stand the itchiness of your pubic area? 7. What's the purpose of flooding your wall with statuses that doesn't belong to you and remove the credits of the original philosopher? To show how inspiring you are? Or to show that you don't even have a brain to think of your own quotes? 8. What's the purpose of showing your bra to the public? To earn million likes? Or to be a porn star? 9. What's the purpose of wearing pants if it can't even full cover your ass? You might as well just wear panties. Friday, June 17, 2011 // Leave a comment? // 0 Comment(s)
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